That's So Batman
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i pretty much reblog anything im so sorry
  • albrie:

    wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

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  • kismaayo:

    job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
    me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
    interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

    (via weird-as-frick)

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  • yoncevevo:

    *listens to Ariana Grande once*
    image

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  • kismaayo:

    job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
    me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
    interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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  • celestial-sexhair:

    me as a celebrity

    (Source: hummelilde, via caitlinwhiskeyhands)

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  • T R I N I T Y

    (Source: clarkents, via bugsuit)

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  • agentotter:

    jacobtheloofah:

    no but the best part is how he got the name:

    his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

    This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

    (Source: juanbercow, via stephstiel)

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  • afirethatwillneverburn:

    racist-murdercult:

    50shadesofacceptance:

    only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

    Catch the fuck up America

    They dont have this in America?

    We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.

    (Source: tibalts, via caitlinwhiskeyhands)

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  • fourex-:

    zellehc:

    You know you have to sell ya soul to the debbil to do shit like this right?

    Got damn

    (Source: itsthatfrankyb, via caitlinwhiskeyhands)

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